1 Dis, da tings Jakeh boy Agur tell. He get one real importan message fo tell fo God. Dis wat da guy tell to Itiel, an to Ukal too:
2 Cuz I know I one dumb buggah, an mo like one animal den one guy.
3 I neva learn how fo know wat fo do erytime,
4 You know, no mo nobody but God
5 Eryting God tell,
6 No go tell, God tell someting
7 Eh God! Get two tings I like aks you fo do fo me befo I mahke!
8 Firs, no let me do wase time kine stuff
9 No good I get eryting I like get,
10 No talk bad to one boss guy bout his worka guy.
11 Get da kine peopo
12 Dey da kine peopo
13 Dey da kine peopo
14 An dat kine peopo,
15 Da leech, da kine dat suck yoa blood, get two girls,
16 Da Mahke Peopo Place,
17 Da kine guys dat make fun a dea faddah
18 Get three ting dat too much fo me, I no can undastan:
19 How da eagle can go inside da sky?
20 An I no undastan dis too:
21 Get three tings dat hard fo peopo handle, all ova da world:
22 Wen one slave come dea king,
23 Wen one ol wahine dat erybody no like find one husban,
24 Get four ting on top da groun dat stay real small,
25 Da ants, dey not real strong,
26 Da rock hyrax, dey no stay strong too,
27 Da locust, da ones dey look jalike grasshoppa,
28 Da gecko, you can catch um wit yoa hand,
29 Get three ting, wen you spock um,
30 Da lion, from all da animals,
31 Da roosta dat hold up his head wen he walk,
32 If you do stupid kine stuff
33 You put milk in one bag an put presha,